Sleep stories for the programmatic professionalAnd the partner who has to live with one
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Tired of friends and family falling asleep listening to you talk about work
Now they can fall asleep faster. Famous voices read OpenRTB 2.6, the AdCP specification, the ARTF documentation, and the Model Context Protocol. At 86 words per minute. In soft, even tones.
A natural alternative to Ambien. We are not doctors.
Sleep stories from real industry voices
Each session paired with the document its narrator is most associated with. Read at 86 words per minute, the optimal pace for surrender
OpenRTB 2.6, Read in Full
Cliff DreamThe Ad Context Protocol
Ryan O'PillowThe IAB Programmatic Glossary, A to Z
Harry SnorewajaA Real Agency RFP, All 84 Pages
Sari SlumberoThe ARTF Documentation
Tony CatnapThe MRC Cross-Media Guidelines
Margaux DuBoisAn 84-Page MSA
James HollowayModel Context Protocol Spec
Margaux DuBoisTCF v2.2 Documentation
Sage TanakaA Public DSP's 10-K Risk Factors
James HollowayOver 14,000 deeply tired adtech professionals
Try free for 7 nightsFour ways to let go
Sleep Stories
Long-form readings of adtech's most soporific source documents.
Daily Drift
Ten-minute glossary terms, whispered. Today: Supply Path Optimization.
Soundscapes
Loop the bid stream. Drift to data center fans. Pour rosé in the distance.
Meditations
Breathing exercises to release attribution anxiety.
A quiet industry, finally
I made it to page 4 of the OpenRTB spec before falling asleep. New personal record.
I used to count sheep. Now I count macro placements. The transition was natural.
Three weeks in, my husband asked me to play 'the OpenRTB one' instead of his usual podcast. We have not argued since.
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